Girls Write Out
Saturday, April 01, 2006

So I think this is a great picture of my current life. I live behind the roach coach and the porta potty. I swear, I heard that roach coach horn, and I thought, no, no!! They are not coming into my neighborhood to sell grease to construction workers. Surely, it can't get any worse than living 25 minutes from life (aka Starbucks and humanity). It's April Fools' Day, I'm going to wake up from this really bad "Green Acres" nightmare where I live in the country. I just know it! But then, just like "Groundhog Day" I wake up to another day in earth-world -- where the women garden and don't know why anyone would get a pedicure. (If I have to explain it, it's useless, you know?) I'm on Mars, or I might as well be. Okay, this is an order, go kiss your telephones, wave at the local Starbucks, and if you're lucky enough to have a real coffee roaster in town? Don't tell me. I can't take anymore! Lest you think I'm just complaining, I am really isolated, and all my ministries have evaporated because I don't see anyone. I pray that God has something great for us, and this is just a respite for preparation. : ) I'm not looking for sympathy, just whining. LOL
Kristin Billerbeck  
posted at 5:22 PM  
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At 8:45 AM, Blogger Rhonda Gibson said...

Pssstttt... Kristin, I've heard after you get out of the desert, God allows you to enter the land of Milk and Honey.... :o)

At 5:53 PM, Blogger Kristin Billerbeck said...

Well, bring it on Rhonda! LOL Of course they had to do forty years, and I don't have that kind of time. LOL


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Kristin Billerbeck
Kristin Billerbeck is a proud Californian, wife, mother of four, and connoisseur of the irrelevant. She writes Christian Chick Lit; where she finds need for most of the useless facts lulling about in her head.

Colleen Coble

Colleen Coble writes romantic suspense with a strong atmospheric element. A lovable animal of some kind--usually a dog--always populates her novels. She can be bribed with DeBrand mocha truffles.

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Denise Hunter writes women's fiction and love stories with a strong emotional element. Her husband says he provides her with all her romantic material, but Denise insists a good imagination helps too.

Diann Hunt

Diann Hunt writes romantic comedy and humorous women's fiction. She has been happily married forever, loves her family, chocolate, her friends, chocolate, her dog, and well, chocolate.

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Cheryl Hodde writes romantic medical suspense under the pen name of Hannah Alexander, using all the input she can get from her husband, Mel, for the medical expertise. For fun she hikes and reads. Out of guilt, she rescues discarded cats. She and Mel are presently taking orders from four pampered strays.

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