You did NOT tell me how much work this puppy would be! We have owned Latte for less than two weeks and she is ruining my writing career.
Every single time I try to work on my computer, she attacks my hands! She actually starts at the end of the sofa and takes a flying leap onto my keyboard!! I've tried moving to a table where she can't get to me, but the chair is uncomfortable, so I go back to the sofa with my laptop. Even as I write this, I am shoving her away from my tapping fingers. It makes me laugh, which, of course, fuels her enthusiasm.
I don't have the heart to put her in her crate. Instead, I stop every few minutes and let her know I'm aware of her presence and that I love her. She then sinks her teeth into my flesh and she's good for another, oh, I don't know, four seconds.
Okay, so I have three questions for you:
1. How long do the sharp puppy teeth stay in?
2. When will she stop cutting her teeth on our table legs?
3. When will she stop using our entire house as her toilet?
In other words, could someone out there PLEASE tell me how long this puppy phase lasts?????
(Don't worry, I'm still crazy about her, but I have been having dreams of seeing her without her teeth . . . .)