Girls Write Out
Monday, July 17, 2006

TEN THINGS I'VE LEARNED ON OUR WESTWARD TREK
(3115 miles and counting . . .)

10. You actually can groom your nails with a Swiss Army Knife.

9. You don't need reservations at the Grand Canyon if you have a persuasive husband.

8. I have no desire to eat bison.

7. Sandals with heels are inappropriate at the Grand Canyon.

6. Chocolates melt in the car. :-(

5. I have no desire to eat rattle snake.

4. Females require 5 times as many bathroom breaks as males. (I don't know why I never realized this before.)

3. Whoever invented the auto DVD player deserves to be filthy rich.

2. It is possible to memorize the words to an entire movie.

1. When chocolates melt in the car, smart husbands replace them.


ONE THING I HAVEN'T LEARNED ON OUR WESTWARD TREK:

1. How to send an email from my wireless laptop.
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At 8:40 AM, Blogger Diann Hunt said...

Oh my goodness, that picture is breathtaking!!! WOW! We miss you, but hope you're having a wonderful time! Glad to know hubby is replenishing the chocolate supply. ;-)

 
At 9:30 AM, Blogger Kristy Dykes said...

Wow. You summed up your entire vacation in ten sentences, and we felt like we were right there with you. You must be a writer. GRIN.

I enjoyed it.

 
At 6:11 PM, Blogger Southern-fried Fiction said...

Oh man, Denise, we're going to have to educate you! Bison is delicious! It's like the tenderest beef you've ever eaten.

 
At 1:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can relate to the motel and the chocolates. We had reservations at a nice hotel in Albuquerque, but when the AC died in Gallup, NM, we forfieted the nice hotel and went for cheap in Gallup- yuck is all I have to say!

And the chocolates- ah yes, we stopped at Harry and David's on our way home for some yummy chocolate truffles, but they didn't make it. It was very sad. At least I had eaten half of them before they melted!! LOL

 

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Kristin Billerbeck is a proud Californian, wife, mother of four, and connoisseur of the irrelevant. She writes Christian Chick Lit; where she finds need for most of the useless facts lulling about in her head.

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Colleen Coble

Colleen Coble writes romantic suspense with a strong atmospheric element. A lovable animal of some kind--usually a dog--always populates her novels. She can be bribed with DeBrand mocha truffles.

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Denise Hunter writes women's fiction and love stories with a strong emotional element. Her husband says he provides her with all her romantic material, but Denise insists a good imagination helps too.

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Diann Hunt writes romantic comedy and humorous women's fiction. She has been happily married forever, loves her family, chocolate, her friends, chocolate, her dog, and well, chocolate.

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Cheryl Hodde writes romantic medical suspense under the pen name of Hannah Alexander, using all the input she can get from her husband, Mel, for the medical expertise. For fun she hikes and reads. Out of guilt, she rescues discarded cats. She and Mel are presently taking orders from four pampered strays.

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