My daughter says I have some kind of weird magnetic energy. I think she's right.
I go through laptops faster than anyone I know. I'm not abusive or careless. These things don't come cheap, so I'm careful, okay?
But with the last four laptops I have had a power problem. It's like they suddenly go black and we can't get the screen up and running again.
Then last week something really weird happened. I picked up our daughter's TV remote and the TV went black. That's when the word "alien" was uttered.
I'm wondering if this has anything to do with all that techno stuff my husband has around the house. I've told you about all that. No doubt I clapped one too many times to get the lights turned off.
But last week when the microwave zapped to silence the minute I walked into the kitchen--well, I'm starting to get a complex, that's all. I'm quite certain my presence in Vegas could shut down business for days.
Do you think there could be some kind of correlation between my electrical impulses and the hot flashes?
I need help.
I need chocolate.
I need a battery recharge.
But don't even think about telling me to go outside with a kite during a lightning storm. There's only so much I'm willing to do, just so you know.