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Sunday, May 04, 2008


“Mom, there’s ants on the table.”

These are not the words I want to hear first thing in the morning when my vision is still fuzzy and my mouth hasn’t seen a toothbrush in twelve hours.

Nonetheless, it seems to be a recurring theme this spring. Ants in the dining room, ants in the kitchen and, yes, ants on the table. Mostly at the end where my not-so-neat 9 year old eats. Once they discovered Café Du Trevor, they must’ve emailed all their friends because it quickly became the culinary hot spot.

So I bought ant baits and placed them along the walls just like the directions said, all the while singing the Barney song in my head. The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah. Hey, it’s stuck in my head, why shouldn’t it be stuck in yours?

Then I sat down to watch. Yeah, this is the glamorous life I lead. But I was in luck. There was an ant near one of the baits and I wanted to see if these things worked.

The ant slowly made its way toward the white plastic container, getting turned around many times before it finally reached the bait. There was a brief hesitation at its edge, which I noted was just a fraction of a centimeter off the floor. He (I figured it was male, because he didn’t once stop to ask for directions) was going to have to pole vault or something. I watched as he seemed to take stock of the high ledge then finally went around the bait—around it—and went merrily on his way, probably to some sticky glob Trevor left somewhere. He and his colony can climb the Mount Everest of my dining room table but can’t navigate a millimeter-high ant bait?

The verdict is still out on the effectiveness of the baits, but so far I’m not very impressed. And apparently, neither are the ants.
Denise Hunter  
posted at 10:07 PM  
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At 8:44 AM, Blogger Valerie said...

We had a terrible time with ants last year. Our solution was white vinegar! Wash all your hard surfaces, including the floor, with white vinegar. (Yes, it will stink for a bit.) Then, sprinkle a bit of crushed red pepper (not the flakes) around the edges of things.

I know it sounds bizarre, but it does work, and it's a great alternative to bug sprays.

 
At 8:52 AM, Blogger Krista Phillips said...

Ugh!! I hate ants!!!! In our old house, we had huge issues with ants. They would even get in our cupboards and pantry... nasty nasty!! I would come home from work to find my husband with the ant spray in the kitchen, all the dishes removed from the cupboards, and the table shoved to the side, waging war on the ants.

The worst was when my cousin (a boy, go figure) lived with us. He came home late at night and got ice-cream out, and *thought* it was empty after he was done. Well, it wasn't, and he left it on the counter, so it all melted OUT of the ice cream box all over the countertop and floor. He cleaned it up, or so he thought. My daughter woke me up the next morning, and said, "Mommy, there are lots of ants in the kitchen!" I went in there, and I kid you not, there were THOUSANDS if not more ants in my kitchen. Evidently the ice cream had also run under the refridgerator...

I of course, like most good wifes, let my husband clean up the mess. It was that day that he finally broke down and called our landlord to have a professional 'bug' person come and spray. There are some things that push even men over the limits!

 
At 8:54 AM, Blogger Denise Hunter said...

Oooh, thanks for the tip Valerie. I hate using bug spray.

That's awful, Krista! We had something similar happen in our old house. Nasty!

 
At 9:33 AM, Blogger Kay Day said...

Peppermint works, too.
Or do like I did and call a guy. You know a bug killer guy. Ours uses products that kill the bugs but are safe for us.

 
At 9:53 AM, Blogger Rachel Overton said...

Denise-- get this stuff called "TERRO." It really works. It's a thick syrupy liquid, and you set just a drop out on cardboard--preferably in their path of entry. They will line up like hogs at a feed trough. There will be so many ants there, they will climb on top of each other to get the stuff. And then they'll wander back to their hidey hole...and die.

It works.

 
At 1:11 PM, Blogger Gracie said...

I remember once when our family had an "ant war" in our back yard. Seriously. Tiny black ants against goliath red ones. Weirdly enough, the black ants won -- I think because there were more of them. Guess there is strength in numbers.

As to your ant invasion, I believe there is some stuff on the market made from orange juice that gets rid of the pests. (It might work on mosquitoes instead of ants, but I don't know.) Our family used it once, and it worked pretty well.

 
At 3:18 PM, Blogger Mocha with Linda said...

Sooo, you've bought the baits, and now the ANTicipation is killing you, but not the ants, huh?!

Good luck - that's an aggravating problem.

 
At 3:37 PM, Blogger Kristin said...

Terro also makes a powder that you put around the house, and it will put an end to them. We had so many last year, and that really stopped them. Plus, I used caulking to close off all the little holes where they were entering. So far, so good this year. I'm sorry for you though, they make so much more cleaning work.

 
At 6:54 PM, Blogger Southern-fried Fiction said...

LOL - I had a mess one Christmas morning years ago. I was expecting the entire clan (all 16 of them) to come for dinner. Got up and found my kitchen butied under a billion kazillion of those little tiny grease ants. Yuck. What a mess. It doesn't matter how clean you are, then still come in.

Then we moved to Georgia. Here those ants are big enought to carry off a cocker spaniel. Shiver.

 
At 10:14 PM, Blogger Diann Hunt said...

LOL, Ane!!

We've had ants this year, too, D. Though we usually get a few of them every year this time. We were told our house was built on an ant hill. We've been here 18 years. You'd think they'd give up.

 
At 3:17 AM, Blogger Pam Sanderlin said...

Funny, but true post, Denise! :)

Did you ever read Tom Hale's DON'T LET THE GOATS EAT THE LOQUAT TREES? It's the true story (hilariously written) of Tom and Cynthia's life as doctors in Nepal. In one of the chapters, the ants started pouring out of the wall--just as guests arrived.

Whenever I have an ant problem (which is frequent enough from spring through fall), I think, "Well, at least it's not as bad as the Hales had--yet." It makes it a lot more bearable--with or without the ant traps. My question is (always), "How can I live on the fourth floor and have ants?" I had the same question when I lived on the seventh floor! How did those little ants find us?

 
At 1:01 AM, Blogger Melanie's Words Work said...

We had a horrible ant problem in one of my college apartments. Apparently, they colonized in the walls. They went anywhere there were possible crumbs or water — including the iron. It's just gross to turn on an iron and have hundreds of ants come scurrying out of the steam holes. Whoever took the first shower of the day was responsible for hitting the shower wall then drowning all the ants that came running out. I finally gave up on the landlord and caulked it.

Ant bait helped some, if that's any consolation.

The worst, though, was when fire ants set up in my car. I lived in a rental house with a barely gravel driveway. Apparently, the little beasts made their way into my car during the night. I started driving to work — in a skirt, of course — and kept feeling something tingly on my legs. Then I started feeling the stinging. I had no bug spray at home, and there were no stores between my house and work. I put my left foot up in the seat and used the tip-toes of my right foot. I managed to get away with only five or six bites.

I despise ants. Now I'll have nightmares.

 

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