I'm a word girl--no surprise since words are the tools of my trade. I'm fascinated by our ever-changing language. You'd have to be burried in a hole to have never heard words like Googled, spammed, and texted, but there's a plethora of lesser known new words that tickles me. Here's a sampling.
IRRITAINMENT: A celebrity spectacle that, like a car wreck, you just can’t turn away from. “Brittney Spears provided plenty of irritainment last year.”
TWEET: A message sent on Twitter.
FRIENDILIGENCE: The amount of time it takes to maintain friend requests on social networks such as MySpace and Facebook. “All of this friendiligence takes to much time!”
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.
CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm.
STAYCATION: A vacation from work or school that does not involve traveling.
OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an e-mail by mistake) Never done that, right?
I recently heard this new word:
CHREASTERS: People who attend church on Christmas and Easter.
Here's a couple I invented:
MEDIACRACY: When media bias determines an election.
GOOGLENOSIS: Looking up one's symptoms on Google in order to self-diagnose. Come on, you know you've done it!
Have you heard or made up any new words lately?
8 Comments:
I love it! I actually have heard a few of these.
Here's one I saw the other day. (Not a real word)
SARCHASM
The space between someone with a sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Love that one K! Now where did you hear a word like that? LOL
Kristin I love that one!
I used to use the word "explatify" all the time (explatify = to put emphasize the point one is trying to make). Unfortunately, I found out later it wasn't a word by the one person willing to expose my ignorance - everyone else just let me use it and must have put it in their Jaimepedia of Lesser Known Words
I have one that only Sci-Fi movie geeks will get, but we use it a lot.
LUCASAFICATION (Luke-ahs-uh-fi-Kay-shun): To take a brilliant movie (i.e. Star Wars) and rework it over and over again until it becomes an unwatchable pile of smoldering garbage.
I like that one, Allen! And I agree with the definition.
Here's one my Dad and I made up: doggledopper. It's a spin-off of "doppleganger", and we use it to describe how our two dogs follow us everywhere.
I think there are a lot of legal words that are just made up. I can't remember any in particular at the moment, but I do remember thinking in my business and tax law classes at uni that there were several words that had been made up to confuse people not in the profession.
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