I have exciting news! There's a new Snuggie on the market. It's called Snuggie for Two.
Yessir, it's the blanket with--count 'em now--3 sleeves. You can cuddle up on the couch with your honey and hold hands in your shared sleeve while watching TV. The sales pitch for this product is "Stop fighting over the Snuggie! Now we have one you can share!" Because, yeah, all over America couples are bickering over their Snuggie blanket. For $19.99 plus shipping and handling, you can end the war.
Is there any doubt a woman designed this product? I have yet to meet the man who wants to be trapped inside a fleece blanket with another human being. And is there a woman over 50 who wants to be stuck in a fleece blanket with another heat generating human? I think not. This product has the target audience of about 2 people--probably the ones in the ad. But don't they look cute?
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