DAY THREE

COLLEEN: We picked Waldo from the RV place. Can I just say whoever made these RVs without rear air conditioning should be shot? We’re considering buying super soaker water rifles to keep cool. But we’re having so much fun singing and rocking to oldies music that we hardly notice the sweat dripping down our backs.

DIANN: Yeah, but when we started dancing in the aisles, Waldo rocked into the next lane and Dave made us sit down. Just when we were getting revved up, doggone it.

COLLEEN: The heat is bringing out Di’s menopausal side, and she’s saying she sees murder in my eyes. I think she’s delusional. She brought DeBrand truffles, I’ll let her live..

DIANN: And excuse me, didn’t someone say there was an ocean somewhere? We’ve yet to see sand. I will spare you the details on the size of our ankles, but let me just say Ringling Brothers called.

COLLEEN: We might have big heads by the time we get home. The stores have been excited to see us and have been watching for Waldo to pull up and belch out the “famous” authors. The Lifeway store in Orlando, and the Family Christian in Daytona Beach were particularly wonderful.

DIANN: We just entered Georgia, but don’t tell Lily (Hot Flashes & Cold Cream). With that whole peaches thing, she couldn’t handle it.

You know, RVs may be the travel of choice for some, but can I point out that we’re thinking cruise for the next tour? Course, WestBow may have a teensy bit to say about that. So for now we’re trying to imagine we’re on a cruise, but, well, it’s just not happening.




COLLEEN & DIANN: Thank you bookstore folks! Look at these smiling faces from Lifeway. Without you, Mom and Dad would be our only readers. Till next time, God bless you all!