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Wednesday, November 04, 2009

I have a complete and utter loathing of socks. I hate them. They're the bane of my existence because 1. there are never enough and 2. there are always too many.

For some reason, my children cannot seem to get the concept that socks come in pairs, and should therefore be put into the laundry basket in pairs. No. Why not take one off at the dinner table and the other in the car? That makes sense. I know that socks disappear in the laundry room, but my family's disappear before that. It doesn't matter if I buy them all the same socks, if I put all the whites together, it simply doesn't matter. The socks outsmart me.

Nowhere is this more evident than on Soccer Saturday when three children need a pair of matching soccer socks. This is precise. Green uniform = green socks. So why?? WHY? Every Saturday morning has one kid discovered that his nasty, filthy soccer socks from last Saturday's game is in the bottom of his soccer bag. ICK!

So I keep a basket of socks by the door. Tacky. Ugly. But useful. It doesn't solve my problems, but it makes life that much more functional. I think I'm going to just abandon my laundry room and start going back to the laundromat. Maybe then, socks will not outsmart me.

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Kristin  
posted at 12:01 PM  
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At 12:18 PM, Blogger Valerie said...

You know what we started doing, Kristin? Each of us has our own mesh lingerie bag and our socks go in them. The socks get washed in their bag and then there are no lost socks. (And each individual is then responsible for matching his/her own socks.)

Of course, this won't solve the "lone-sock-in-the-gym-bag syndrome," but it's an idea anyway... GOOD LUCK! :)

 
At 2:58 PM, Blogger Kristin said...

OOOh that is smart. I can hang it on the door, like normal people hang Christmas decorations. LOL

 
At 6:24 PM, Blogger Trekkie4Ever said...

Valerie, what a great idea!! The sock dilemma has been solved.

 
At 12:26 AM, Blogger Never2manybooks said...

My boys think socks are disposable! They take them off and stuff them in the couch. I have seen them do this yet they claim not to know how they got there. The other day I actually saw son #1 reach into the couch cushions to take out a sock to put on for school in the morning. I keep a bin of clean socks in the family room-I no longer match them. I think I will put a bin for dirty socks in there too. But then they will wear dirty ones. I hate socks!

 
At 7:57 AM, Blogger Jill said...

Going to the laundromat will not solve your problems because then you will get rogue socks from other households that sneak into your basket. Plus, your socks will flee into other people's laundry.

 
At 4:02 PM, Blogger Pepper said...

Kristin,
I completely sympathize. We have this enormous basket of unmatched socks. Why? because somewhere between a child's feet and the laundry basket, weird things happen. The Sock Snatcher, I suppose :-) Wonder what 'he' looks like.

Valerie,
what a great idea. I've gotta use that. 5 little mesh bags plus one big one for the parents. Sounds like a plan to me :-)

 
At 10:29 PM, Blogger Beverly said...

Kristin,

Love this! I am so glad to know that I am not the only person with a basket of socks by the door. Totally annoying, not to mention embarrassing (though we do through them on the bed when company comes).

I have tried the mesh bag idea. It makes some assumptions .... but I at least can say I tried, and on a really good day, we are armed and ready to try again.

Love it. Thanks for posting.

 
At 2:58 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

If this can help: I know that a product exists, not only to stop losing socks, but also to save time matching socks. It is called sockfix, they are like buttons to fasten to socks, so when you take off your socks you click them together...they wash together, dry, you store them together...etc..it is a practical technique...you can have a look at a video www.sockfix.com (because my explanation is not really understandable (sorry).

 
At 2:58 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

If this can help: I know that a product exists, not only to stop losing socks, but also to save time matching socks. It is called sockfix, they are like buttons to fasten to socks, so when you take off your socks you click them together...they wash together, dry, you store them together...etc..it is a practical technique...you can have a look at a video www.sockfix.com (because my explanation is not really understandable (sorry).

 

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