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Tuesday, January 06, 2009

PORN SHOPS
Bet that got your attention, didn't it? LOL We just went on a road trip to Kansas. By the way, my iPhone ROCKS on a road trip! It was great to be able to check my email and look up stuff on the web while I was in the car. But I digress. Missouri always has the cheapest gas. We eagerly await crossing that magic line from Illinois to Missouri and buying gas. Sometimes we're running on fumes as we cross the line, but Dave will NOT buy gas if when he knows the price is going to drop thirty cents a gallon in just a few more miles. We got it for $1.35 near St Louis.

And Missouri is so pretty. I just love the rolling hills and valleys. But one thing mars its beauty--porn shops. What IS it with Missouri and porn stores on every corner? We'll be driving along, enjoying the beauty, then wham! A billboard announcing the next porn shop interrupts the view. The "Show Me" state lives up to its motto in that regard too. Can any Missourians out there explain it to me?

Other than that puzzle, we had a great time! We were at my friend Nancy Moser's house for our annual brainstorming weekend. From the bottom left Stephanie Grace Whitson (Higgins), Nancy Moser. 2nd row, Deborah Raney, me. 3rd row: Mel Hodde, Cheryl Hodde (They write as Hannah Alexander.) I ate way too much food. Nancy had some candy goodies that were to die for and she cooked us the best dinner on Saturday night--cashew chicken. The time flew by too fast.

Then it was time to head home through Missouri again and face the gauntlet of porn shops. LOL Someone out there has to know the answer!
Colleen Coble  
posted at 8:04 AM  
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13 Comments:
At 9:08 AM, Blogger Sabrina L. Fox said...

Colleen, I about spit out my tea I was drinking when I saw the post. LOL. You crack me up.

Wonder how many new readers you'll get just because they were searching for Porn Shops. =)

 
At 9:10 AM, Blogger Colleen Coble said...

They'll get a shock, won't they? LOL

 
At 9:12 AM, Blogger Brittanie said...

Colleen
I finished Without a Trace last night. I loved it. I greatly enjoyed the way you made the UP landscape come to life. I am on a mission to read the whole series before I tour Cry in the Night in February. :)

 
At 9:15 AM, Blogger Colleen Coble said...

Oh I'm so glad, Brittanie! I love that area up there. Finns are close to my heart too. One of my good friends in high school was a Finnish foreign exchange student and we've kept in touch all these years. We hosted her daughter as an exchange student too.

 
At 1:10 PM, Blogger Michelle V said...

Colleen,

I'm glad you had a good trip! I am from Missouri and grew up there, but live in Texas now. I have no idea about the porn shops! In fact, I grew up in a little town in the middle of Missouri in the middle of nowhere and we had nothing like that around! It was like living in a whole differnt era we were so rural!

Blessings
Michelle

 
At 1:16 PM, Blogger Colleen Coble said...

Every few miles on the interstate you see those shops, Michelle! So weird!

 
At 2:12 PM, Blogger Jaime Wright said...

Wisconsin isn't too far behind Missouri, Colleen. In fact, we have them at little wierd 4-way stops on highways too. They always look creepy with boarded up windows and pink neon signs. I had a friend go in one once (not sure what she was thinking!) and she came out traumatized. If they weren't so racy I think it'd be the perfect place for a book murder setting. I think a lot of it has to do with community zoning and laws - same as gentleman's clubs (oxymoron using the word gentleman!). We have about 4 in a 30 mile radius of my house. When I worked in sales we'd get wads of dollars bills from the dancers to pay for stuff. Ew. Gross. Ew. This was TMI. Sorry. lol. You started it. ;)

 
At 2:24 PM, Blogger Colleen Coble said...

Your poor friend, Jaime! What was she thinking? LOL

 
At 2:43 PM, Blogger Jaime Wright said...

that's just it - I don't think she WAS thinking! :O)

 
At 8:53 PM, Blogger Sarah said...

Oh Jamie, I worked as a bank teller in college and the porn shop in our county banked with us. Every other month or so they would come in with over a thousand dollars in ones and we would have to count and bundle them. I always wished we kept surgical gloves! Boy, did I scrub up when I was done with their deposits.

Colleen, I know the big porn shops around here tend to be near truck stops. Maybe all that cheap gas and porn shops just go hand in hand.

 
At 9:57 AM, Blogger C.J. Darlington said...

Having been on some of those same roads and seen the same signs, my guess is that you're seeing the signs on the interstate because so many truckers travel them. Maybe they're catering to truckers, or a lot of their business comes from those traveling through. Just a guess. :)

 
At 10:42 AM, Blogger Deena Peterson said...

The answer is "Jesus"! They need to change their state motto to "Show Me Jesus"!

 
At 9:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a Missouri girl, Colleen. Between KC and Warrensburg, Missouri, where my sister lives, is about an hour's drive. I'll bet there are at least 20 porn shops on a short stretch of Mo. Hiway 50. That same stretch passes through the Methamphetamine Capital of the Universe. Eastern Jackson County, Missouri. I have no good explanation for it.....

 

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