Girls Write Out
Wednesday, November 02, 2005

TOP TEN CLUES THAT YOU ARE THE LONE FEMALE IN A MALE HOUSEHOLD

10. You can trace each male's daily journey through the house by the clues left behind.

9. You are no longer grossed out by sitting on a wet toilet seat.

8. "It's humid and my hair will expand like a helium balloon" is not a valid reason for leaving the car windows up.

7. No one can find anything (books, shoes, nailclippers . . .) even though it's in the correct spot, and YOU are the finder of all things.

6. Your house smells like testosterone. Really.

5. Your family vacations are planned around sporting events.

4. Your daily life is planned around sporting events.

3. When you cried during the Hallmark movie, they stared at you as if you were a curious mold growing in their sour milk experiment.

2. You are aware that there are three different ESPN channels, and your TV is always tuned to one of them.

2. You have yet to make it through a day without hearing various bodily functions. (Yes, there are two #2s, but someone reminded me I forgot this one--thanks Jamie! Not sure how that happened.)

1. The soft kisses you plant on their faces are swiftly wiped away (by the children. If your husband does this you need a different top ten list.)
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At 4:54 PM, Blogger Chaos-Jamie said...

Hilarious! And true. But you forgot one: Body functions are a valid pastime.

You no longer are grossed out by wet toilet seats...still laughing.

 
At 9:53 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

LOL, girl. Mine is the opposite...my poor hubby, bless his heart, has to live in a house with FOUR females! Can you imagine HIS top ten list? LOLOLOLOL

 
At 8:31 PM, Blogger Rachel Hauck said...

Denise, these are awesome! Rachel

 

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Kristin Billerbeck
Kristin Billerbeck is a proud Californian, wife, mother of four, and connoisseur of the irrelevant. She writes Christian Chick Lit; where she finds need for most of the useless facts lulling about in her head.

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Colleen Coble

Colleen Coble writes romantic suspense with a strong atmospheric element. A lovable animal of some kind--usually a dog--always populates her novels. She can be bribed with DeBrand mocha truffles.

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Denise Hunter writes women's fiction and love stories with a strong emotional element. Her husband says he provides her with all her romantic material, but Denise insists a good imagination helps too.

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Diann Hunt

Diann Hunt writes romantic comedy and humorous women's fiction. She has been happily married forever, loves her family, chocolate, her friends, chocolate, her dog, and well, chocolate.

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Cheryl Hodde writes romantic medical suspense under the pen name of Hannah Alexander, using all the input she can get from her husband, Mel, for the medical expertise. For fun she hikes and reads. Out of guilt, she rescues discarded cats. She and Mel are presently taking orders from four pampered strays.

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