TOP TEN CLUES THAT YOU ARE THE LONE FEMALE IN A MALE HOUSEHOLD
10. You can trace each male's daily journey through the house by the clues left behind.
9. You are no longer grossed out by sitting on a wet toilet seat.
8. "It's humid and my hair will expand like a helium balloon" is not a valid reason for leaving the car windows up.
7. No one can find anything (books, shoes, nailclippers . . .) even though it's in the correct spot, and YOU are the finder of all things.
6. Your house smells like testosterone. Really.
5. Your family vacations are planned around sporting events.
4. Your daily life is planned around sporting events.
3. When you cried during the Hallmark movie, they stared at you as if you were a curious mold growing in their sour milk experiment.
2. You are aware that there are three different ESPN channels, and your TV is always tuned to one of them.
2. You have yet to make it through a day without hearing various bodily functions. (Yes, there are two #2s, but someone reminded me I forgot this one--thanks Jamie! Not sure how that happened.)
1. The soft kisses you plant on their faces are swiftly wiped away (by the children. If your husband does this you need a different top ten list.)
3 Comments:
Hilarious! And true. But you forgot one: Body functions are a valid pastime.
You no longer are grossed out by wet toilet seats...still laughing.
LOL, girl. Mine is the opposite...my poor hubby, bless his heart, has to live in a house with FOUR females! Can you imagine HIS top ten list? LOLOLOLOL
Denise, these are awesome! Rachel
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