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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION
Yesterday Dave had to have a ganglion cyst removed from his left wrist. Now I've seen him under the influence of drugs before. The first time he had surgery was for a ruptured appendix that had gangrene in it and he almost died. During that episode, he called me the "frito bandido!" LOL Not sure where he was in that la-la land. Yesterday he had some kind of drug cocktail that had him smiling in a goofy fashion but no weird name calling. The fun started when I went back in before they took him to surgery. They had done a shoulder block so he had no feeling in his left arm. But it FELT like the arm was still laying on his stomach when it was really down at his side. The nurse told me nerves have memories. So they remembered being on his stomach before the block so that's where he felt it.

I immediately thought I would have to use this in a book sometime. But it got even more fun when he got back to his bed after surgery. They warned me I was i the danger zone on his left side. The arm could just flop for no reason and hit me in the face. At one point it was laying on his stomach again and it just flopped out beside. Luckily, I was out of the danger zone. But again, I had to think of how I could use this in a book. Hmm, what if a woman had surgery and accidentally hit someone and gave him a black eye? And then he ended up dead? She would be the prime suspect. . .

There is fodder for stories everywhere. I just know I'm going to have to use this sometime. And that whole the nerves have memory thing. Fascinating! I love being a writer. :-)

Got any fun tidbits you'd like to see in a book that are just plain strange but true? Oh and Dave is doing great! Not much pain today. I've given him the job of trying to think up a Christmas list while I do a final read through on The Lightkeeper's Bride.

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Colleen Coble  
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At 11:06 AM, Blogger Diann Hunt said...

Glad Dave is doing well!

I love how everything is fodder for writing. The least little thing that may not mean anything to me at the time may pop up later in a book. Such fun!

 
At 12:02 PM, Blogger Pam Sanderlin said...

Ganglia are so weird, aren't they? I got rid of one I had by smashing my wrist on the table. Sounds strange, but it really worked. LOL. (I'll go to great extremes not to go to the hospital.)

 
At 4:33 PM, Blogger Jaime Wright said...

Hospital drugs. Wow. Nate has some doozy stories of me on drugs. More specifically the time they upped my Vicadin (which may as well be illegal when it concerns me because it's so heavenly addictive! LOL):

Jaime: I need more vicadin
nurse: ok
Jaime 5 min later w/ goofy grin:
I love drugs. Drugs make me happy. I don't know why more people take drugs. If more people took drugs, there'd be more happy people in the world.
Nurse to Nate: she's scary
Nate: Yup

Scene #2 on Vicadin:
*Nate's phone starts vibrating. Jaime sits up in bed looking around wildly*
Jaime: WHERE'S THE CAT?
Nate: What?
Jaime: The CAT! There's a HISSING cat!
Nate: No, hon, it's just my phone.
Jaime: It's a cat! It's hissing! They shouldn't let hissing cats in the hospital!

Scene #3 (and I'll spare you any more bc they're politically incorrect :)

Jaime: What's that music?
Nate: It's music on the speakers
Jaime: Yeah, but what is it?
Nate: Flute music. It's meant to soothe you.
Jaime (REALLY loudly): I hate it. IT SUCKS!!

Oh my ...

 
At 9:05 PM, Blogger Cheri said...

Hi Colleen --
So glad to hear Dave go through his surgery and you didn't have to go to the ER with an emergency!

Years and years ago, I had a procedure and remembered later that I had gone on and on about how handsome the doctor was and how all my friends had listened as I shared his attributes. Mortified, I just pretended the next time I saw him that I didn't remember one word.

I noticed him trying not to smile as I was in for the followup but decided playing dumb was better than admitting I remembered. Well, I wasn't really myself while under the influence...

Cheri

 
At 12:39 AM, Blogger Hannah Alexander said...

So glad things worked for Dave, Colleen. I pray he heals quickly. I'm always coming up with ideas for new books...unfortunately, it's too tempting to try a little of everything.

Oh, and the drugs? Yeah...that morphine is a life saver. Literally.

 
At 3:02 AM, Blogger Pam Sanderlin said...

As I read the comments, I remember some embarrassing moments in the recovery room when (under the influence) I wouldn't take a "no" but made my husband and best friend sing "There Ain't No Bugs on Me." Apparently I was singing loudly as I led this forced-sing-along. Oh, my!

 
At 3:02 AM, Blogger Pam Sanderlin said...

Hope Dave is doing well.

 
At 7:21 AM, Blogger jel said...

glad that your "dh" did good with his surgery.


I love reading and awe the way writers come up the stories, y'all do! :)

have a great day!

 
At 9:31 AM, Blogger Southern-fried Fiction said...

LOL That Christmas list could be verrrrry interesting if he has some lingering effects from his "cocktail." Snicker.

I always find interesting things to use in a book, but most of the time they're for my suspense writing friends. :)

I got one the other day, though. The problem is .. now I can't remember it. LOL I will though - when a time comes to use it. It'll resurface. I hope.

 
At 10:49 AM, Blogger Rachel Hauck said...

So glad Dave is doing well. Such a funny tidbit about the Frito Bandito!

Fodder for stories is everywhere!!

Love, R

 
At 10:50 AM, Blogger Rachel Hauck said...

Jaime, too, too funny! That's book stuff right there!

 
At 12:34 PM, Blogger Colleen Coble said...

Pam, you are THE MAN! LOL And that story about the singing--I just might have to hurt you. Now I have the song running through my head when I'm trying to edit! LOL

Cheri, I'm laughing at your story. That might have to make its way into a book. :-) Hilarious! I'm sure it didn't seem so to you and the doctor. LOL

Jaime, knowing you, I can just picture this scene. :-)

Cheryl, I hate morphine! I refuse to take anything strong after surgery. I don't like to not have control and I'm fighting the effects of the drug so much it leaves me with no resources to fight the pain! Weird, I know!

 
At 4:45 PM, Blogger Cheri said...

Hi Colleen!

Well, the handsome doctor was probably one of my most embarrassing moments, but I look forward to finding this in one of your new books, lol. I have chuckled many times thinking about the amused "wonder if you remember" look on this face at that followup appointment.

Morphine can cause agitation -- does with me, so next time you might have them try something different if you need it. It is an very uncomfortable feeling!
Cheri

 
At 4:46 PM, Blogger Cheri said...

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At 5:23 PM, Blogger Jackie S. said...

Colleen, blessings on you and Dave!
I have a question.....hope this is right place to ask. I have read ALL your books. My former church library (I moved away) still depends on me for info...they just asked about Fire Dancer.....mentioned to be a series (Smoker Jumper).....is there another book in that series. We are confused so would appreciate your answer. Thanks.
jackie.smith@dishmail.net

 

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Kristin Billerbeck is a proud Californian, wife, mother of four, and connoisseur of the irrelevant. She writes Christian Chick Lit; where she finds need for most of the useless facts lulling about in her head.

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Colleen Coble writes romantic suspense with a strong atmospheric element. A lovable animal of some kind--usually a dog--always populates her novels. She can be bribed with DeBrand mocha truffles.

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Cheryl Hodde writes romantic medical suspense under the pen name of Hannah Alexander, using all the input she can get from her husband, Mel, for the medical expertise. For fun she hikes and reads. Out of guilt, she rescues discarded cats. She and Mel are presently taking orders from four pampered strays.

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